so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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