It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I smell stomach acid.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
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That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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