I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
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That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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