better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
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think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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