I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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