your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
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All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
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Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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