I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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