I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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