at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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