Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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