hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
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my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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