He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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