Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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