And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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