He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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