I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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