question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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