my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Randomize
