His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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