Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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