I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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