put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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