We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
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OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
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I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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