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• (631): View more from New York

  Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.

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• (516): View more from New York

  There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face

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• (817): View more from Texas

  besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.

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• (+66): View more from Thailand

  The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy

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