just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
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I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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