are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Can you repeat that, but with context?