So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
this just has baby written all over it
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He passed out mid-signature
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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