Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
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i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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