the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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