do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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