if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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