you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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