I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
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i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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