You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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