on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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