like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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