another moral hangover. fuck.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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