if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
You left your underwear on the fireplace
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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