She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
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Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
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I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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