...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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