I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
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Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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