Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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