Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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