the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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