Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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