i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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