i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
It's just like the Real World with babies
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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