it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
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At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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