this beer tastes like vomit already
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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