it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
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pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
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Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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