butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I think I just sharted jello shots
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