Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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